I'm not just another teen!

i live in (nothing-to-do) Newburgh, i blew my first candles out on Dec. 3rd 1992. my parents found me in a bottle off the coast of Spain. im single and looking for fun! i am too much fun! live for my family && God!
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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s like the birth of an orc.

Nope not at all definite not sleeping tonight.

(Source: manwithpenis, via changetheworldlaugh)

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